September 19, 2009
I’m so angsty, only Flock of Seagulls and space can make me feel better

I’m so angsty, only Flock of Seagulls and space can make me feel better

August 2, 2009
AKA she gonna give you an STD

AKA she gonna give you an STD

July 24, 2009
Oh, didn’t you know being Mexican is a requirement of breakdancing?

Oh, didn’t you know being Mexican is a requirement of breakdancing?

July 7, 2009
Ayyy! Mullets, acid wash and white trash are my favorite!

Ayyy! Mullets, acid wash and white trash are my favorite!

May 17, 2009
Uhhh this totally isn’t what I do on Saturday nights..

Uhhh this totally isn’t what I do on Saturday nights..

May 10, 2009
Future meth addict and alcoholic. The leather pants can tell the future.

Future meth addict and alcoholic. The leather pants can tell the future.

April 12, 2009
…and then the children of Aryan Xanadu found a beautiful unicorn

…and then the children of Aryan Xanadu found a beautiful unicorn

April 6, 2009
YES! PEDOPHILIA IS AWESOME!

YES! PEDOPHILIA IS AWESOME!

April 4, 2009
After terrorizing your neighborhood, mini-martian is also available to vaccum your carpet

After terrorizing your neighborhood, mini-martian is also available to vaccum your carpet

March 31, 2009
Why kids shouldn’t do laundry themselves :(

Why kids shouldn’t do laundry themselves :(

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