July 20, 2009
Didn’t know Sean Connery specialized in cowboy porn

Didn’t know Sean Connery specialized in cowboy porn

July 8, 2009
Das Hasselfhoff vants to make love to you…..and then bake you a potato with the sunrays he can catch

Das Hasselfhoff vants to make love to you…..and then bake you a potato with the sunrays he can catch

February 5, 2009
i know you’re feeling all hot and bothered… but keep it in the pants, alright?

i know you’re feeling all hot and bothered… but keep it in the pants, alright?

January 26, 2009
Jeff Gordon proving that NASCAR ISN’T for rednecks. via DonChavez.com

Jeff Gordon proving that NASCAR ISN’T for rednecks.

via DonChavez.com

January 21, 2009
What Alex Trebek looks like post-sex.

What Alex Trebek looks like post-sex.

January 20, 2009
Little do people know, The Hoff actually ate these puppies after the shoot

Little do people know, The Hoff actually ate these puppies after the shoot

January 19, 2009
Didn’t you know that all leprechauns wear leather pants and glisten?

Didn’t you know that all leprechauns wear leather pants and glisten?

January 11, 2009
Even though Tina Turner looks like shes getting ready to fight in the California Love video, the smiley face made of her boobies makes me tingly inside.

Even though Tina Turner looks like shes getting ready to fight in the California Love video, the smiley face made of her boobies makes me tingly inside.

January 9, 2009

80s Commercials - McDLT [Jason Alexander] (via ArcadeSpookyTree)